Red and Rover by Brian Basset for January 15, 2004
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Red: Your honor, I have found precedence for leniency in a case similar to my client's-who is accused of eating an entire plate of cookies abandoned on the kitchen counter! Carol: Oh? Red: Bea. VS. Fife. State of North Carolina. "Aunt Bea leaves a cherry pie on windowledge to cool. deputy fife has other ideas. Repeat." Not only was deputy fife not tied up outside, but the actor Don Knotts, was given a raise the following season!