Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 23, 2007
Transcript:
Man: How much are these earrings? Man: OH... I don't know. Let's see... it's Christmas Eve. You don't have another present for your wife, and every other store in town is closed. What are they worth to you? Man: Um, seven million dollars? Man: Oh, come now, sir. You can do better than that. Oh tannenbaum, oh Christmas, oh jingle, oh you. No gift do you bear, oh panic, oh boy. When others were shopping you frittered away the days before Christmas and now you must pay. No shopping days left. The malls are all closed. You've got to find something or be ho-ho-ho hosed. So break out the cash, break out the plastic, and hope the store's terms are very elastic.