Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 16, 2003
Transcript:
Lawyer on TV: Want a big slip-and-fall settlement? Call me and together we'll pick out a likely-looking wealthy neighborhood and expensive house, I'll trip you on their sidewalk, and then we'll sue them silly! Man: Now that's my kind of lawyer. Why settle for an ambulance-chasing lawyer when you can get an ambulance-driving lawyer?