Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 10, 2002
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Wife: Oh, you poor little thing! You've got pinkeye. Probably from one of those dirty little urchins at school. Husband: Hon? My eye's been feeling kinda funny, does it look red to you? Your eyes do not match, both are not blue. What in the world in the matter with you? Has a mutation of sorts changed your ocular hue? Are you possessed by a demon whose red eye shines through? Or has some germy person left a microbial stew, on a doorknob you touched laced with pinkeye for you?