Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 11, 1999
Transcript:
Woman: Ok, on the first day I figure we'll get 120 miles from home before we realize we forgot all the food and have to go back. Day two: We arrive at the campsite, it's already occupied, we can't find our confirmation number so we move to another site, which is flooded. Day three, four and five: The longest, heaviest continuous rain the park service has ever seen. Day Six: Pack up, head home encounter a road constuction traffic jam of unheard-of proportions. Day 7: Unpack and spend the day weeping with joy at being home. Girl: Don't forget, I plan to get moody and morose by day two. Avoid disappointment. Plan your vacation.