Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 21, 1998
Transcript:
Woman: "Loretta, Loretta, Loretta my love, your skin is as soft as a new baseball glove. Your eyes are like marbles, your hair like spaghetti. When I look at you, my palms get all sweaty." Gee. You sure know how to make a girl feel special. Man: Thanks. I wrote it myself. Woman: No kidding. Maybe making your own greeting cards isn't such a hot idea.