Mild mannered reporter

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Recent Comments

  1. over 11 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Then again, if none of these people are idiots, why don’t they just take the notes off their heads? Come to that, why did they sit still and let a rat touch them in the first place?

  2. almost 12 years ago on Get Fuzzy

    Poor Bucky. He never seems to remember that everytime he gets into a fight, he gets his tail kicked. Go Satch!

  3. almost 12 years ago on Luann

    He’s smart enough to realize she just implied he looks stupid.

  4. almost 12 years ago on Doonesbury

    Something’s wrong here. After all the deployments Mel had to Iraq, she’s due at least a year stateside for rest and retraining before having to go back into a war zone.

  5. almost 12 years ago on Pooch Cafe

    The bigger the hat, the smaller the…dog.

  6. about 12 years ago on Candorville

    He’s forgetting the possibility his darling son heard it from the lips of his undeniably evil ex.

  7. about 12 years ago on Doonesbury

    This is wrong on so many levels.

  8. about 12 years ago on Candorville

    Apparently she didn’t hit him hard enough, as she didn’t knock any sense into him.

  9. about 12 years ago on The Knight Life

    A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Hiya, Mitt.”

  10. about 12 years ago on Candorville

    The hangman could manage the long neck. It’s the long neck plus the lack of a chin that’s a problem.