Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 19, 2012
Goat: Hey, Pig...what's on your forehead? Pig: It's a 'post-idiot'...they're post-its that are stuck on idiots' foreheads to designate their level of stupidity. One's the most, unfortunately. Goat: Let me guess whose ridiculous idea that was. Rat: It's a brilliant idea, hornhead. Goat: Why is that brilliant? Rat: Because you walk through life not knowing who the idiots are! That gives them the element of surprise! And that's how they ruin your day! Goat: Oh, great. So now every single person in this diner can just avoid Pig and be happy? Rat: They're not that happy. Sadly, I ran out of post-its.