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Recent Comments

  1. almost 7 years ago on Doonesbury

    I enjoy how much time the shills for Hillary Clinton and Republicans spend trying to keep Elizabeth Warren from running for President. They should just come out of the conservative closet together.

  2. over 7 years ago on Jen Sorensen

    Hopefully Jen keeps mocking the science deniers of the world. It’s fun reading their insane responses trying to justify them over the cartoon. Next up, pesticides don’t kill bees, then GMOs don’t mutate bugs.

  3. over 7 years ago on Matt Bors

    The important thing is that shills get paid. What would America be without shills’ sacrifices for our freedom?

  4. over 7 years ago on The City

    Why do you hate American workers who pull up their bootstraps during the flu?

  5. over 7 years ago on The City

    It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how much money you make to pay for the bodies of the young and your next election.

  6. over 7 years ago on Jen Sorensen

    @jojoba2 Wealthy shill who owns a boat for purely recreational and influential purposes.

  7. about 8 years ago on The City

    Tasers are too dangerous, could allow the underlings and drag the drones down and sell or hack them. Better to fire darts with caffeine or other work-enabling drug.

  8. about 8 years ago on The City

    But Republicans assure us he’ll be treated like a lady in prison. It’s like 35 years of gay heaven. We need to pardon him immediately and make him work at minimum to pay for a tiny space and drinks at gay bars where we can hide outside and wait until he comes out to give him a proper beating.

  9. almost 9 years ago on Non Sequitur

    Sad nobody recognizes how quickly people will accept a dictator if it’s the dictator they like.

    In this case, at least it would get rid of Congress and the Supreme Court and Oprah already has the cash she needs. All Hail Queen Oprah.

  10. almost 9 years ago on The City

    So Boehner’s gerrymandered congressional district is made of people that make cockroaches seem productive.