Matt Bors for April 09, 2014
If you plan on being the republican presidential nominee, forget Iowa. You need to win... THE ONE RICH GUY PRIMARY Pose with babies and corndogs as usual - while navigating Sheldon Adelson's Obstacle Course of Poors. Say the wrong thing and get SLIMED. Candidate: I take it back - Palestinians aren't real people! Grab as much as you can in the CASH DROP. Candidate #2: Let go! That's MY free speech!
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