Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 10, 2014
Transcript:
Dog 1: Please don't smite us, evil one! Poncho: I'm not gonna smite anything, I just want to know where to find Margo. Dog 1: Mercy! We beg you! Spare us, oh vengeful spirit! Poncho: Wait, just-- Settle down-- I just-- Sigh… Poncho: Tell me where to find Margo before I grindeth thy bones to dust!
Oh, Poncho, silly dog. “I grindeth” is incorrect. “He grindeth” or “she grindeth” is correct. Even “it grindeth.”You wouldn’t say “I grinds.” And that’s all there is to it.Bad dog.