Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 28, 2014
Carmen: PONCHO! Carmen: What did you do to the vacuum cleaner? Poncho: What do you mean? Carmen: I know you! You hate the vacuum and you're always plotting something to get rid of it! Poncho: That's crazy! I didn't do anything! Carmen: Oh, really? I find that hard to believe! Poncho: I'm totally innocent! Whatever happened to this vacuum, I had nothing to do with it. I'm teeing you the truth! I swear! Carmen: Well, it is sort of old. I guess it must have just given up the ghost on its own. Poncho: Yeah, must have. Poncho: Call off the operation!