Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 15, 2013
Poncho: Hey! I know what you can buy Carmen for christmas this year! Chazz: No way. I've heard enough of your gift suggestions. Chazz: So far you've tricked me into buying her a thigh-master, a vacuum cleaner, and a life-sized bust of Scarlett Johansson. Poncho: How could I trick you? Chazz: I dunno, you just do. You have a way of making things sound reasonable and the next thing I know, boom! Another christmas morning catastrophe. Poncho: Well this time I've really got the suggestion for you! Chazz: I'm not listening! Poncho: Oh, don't be so immature. What harm could listening do?