Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 13, 2010
Poncho: I feel like I have to compete with this lofty memory of your former pet! Chazz: Look, I'm sorry, but I've been around a while! It's natural that I have a past! Poncho: Well maybe I have a past, too! Ever hear of former lives? My former master is Armando, a millionaire playboy from the French Riviera! What's that, Armando? Snicker, oh stop. You're the one who's c'est tres magnifique!