Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 30, 2009
Chauffeur: Fear not, sir, your pet shall be well-treated. Poncho: Woo hoo! Look at that limo! Chazz: Actually, I was hoping you could make sure he has a sort of bad time, so he doesn't enjoy wealth too much. Chauffeur: Sir? Chazz: He's got these barely repressed urges toward world domination. He probably shouldn't be encouraged. Chauffeur: We shall take proper care of master Poncho, sir. Chazz: Now, see that right there, calling him "master" is going to get us all in trouble.