Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 18, 2005
Transcript:
Poncho: Carmen, one of your rotten cats ate one of my Kibbles! I demand restitution! Chazz: Oh, Poncho, give it a rest! Poncho: That Kibble was rightfully mine! The cat stole it! Carmen: Well, you've eaten the cats' food dozens of times! Poncho: Quit going off on tangents! If I don't get that Kibble, the very fabric of the cosmos will be torn asunder and all will be destroyed!! Carmen: You don't really believe that? Chazz: No, but it does imply a stain on the carpet.