Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 12, 2017
"Once upon a time, there was a girl who was friends with a magical unicorn! They did fun stuff like slumber parties and unicorn-back riding. But then the girl found out something appalling!!! The unicorn was a big fat stinky cheater!!!!!!" Phoebe: It's semiautobiographical. Marigold: this game would go faster if you would just tell me the rules.