Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 11, 2015
Marigold: Usually I DO vote for myself in the election for unicorn office. But this year I may vote for my inspiring friend, Lord Splendid Humility. Voice: That is very kind of you, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils. Phoebe: GYAH! Your name should be Lord Splendid Eavesdropping. Voice: I would brag about my ninja-like stealth, were I not so humble.