Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 25, 2014
Phoebe: Those are such DAD SHORTS. Dad: You say that whenever I wear them. Phoebe: Well, they aren't very cool. Dad: I'm cool. Phoebe: Nobody cool wears shorts like that. Marigold: Hello! Dad: Maybe you're the one that isn't cool. Phoebe: What did Dad offer you to wear those? Marigold: He is grilling me some delicious oats.