Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 23, 2014
Marigold: *ahem* I am the very model of a modern magic unicorn. I've information magic, and I never wear a uniform. My entrances are heralded by trumpets and flugelhorn. I've eaten magic bagels and my horn can write in cuneiform! I make up for mt lack of hands with magic ingenuity. Manipulating objects with a startling acuity. I'm also rather stunning in a way that undeniable. To stare at me in wonder is completely justifiable. It's all true. Phoebe: I know.