Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 02, 2013
Phoebe: What kind of stuff did you guys learn in college? Dad: Hm, let's see. I really learned to like coffee. Phoebe: What else? Dad: Nothing! That's it. Phoebe: Oo, can I start drinking coffee and then skip college? Mom: No and no. Dad: We'll talk later.