Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 11, 2013
Phoebe: They're making a "Pastel Unicorns" movie! It says so right here! I can't wait to see all my favorites galloping across the screen! Marigold: It says the movie "contains no galloping." Two minutes in, the unicorns become human, and enroll in Popular High School. The title is "Pastel Unicorns: Skinny Pretty Non-Unicorns." Phoebe: But... to play that, I'd need to get mom and dad to buy me an entirely NEW set of... adults are just messing with me, aren't they? Marigold: So are unicorns! It is just subtler.