Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 02, 2012
Marigold: *ahem* I am the very model of a modern magical unicorn. I've information magic, and I never wear a uniform. My entrances are heralded by trumpets and a flugelhorn. I've eaten magic bagels and my horn can write in cuneiform! I make up for my lack of hands with magic ingenuity. Manipulating objects with a startling acuity. I'm also rather stunning in a way that's undeniable. To stare at me in wonder is completely justifiable! It is all true. Phoebe: I know.