Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2016
Zebra: What are you doing? Larry: Crocs decide get political. Zebra: Don't you think it's a bit prejudiced to ban everyone who's not born here? Larry: Me no want that. Zebra: Then what do you want? Larry: To keep out the rock band Foreigner. Zebra: I see. Larry: "I Want To Know What Love Is" drive me nuts.