Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2016
"Its a wonderful Pearls Life" Rat: Very heart-warming. Life is terrible. I'm gonna jump and end it all... Clarence: Wait! Wait! Wait! Rat: Who said that? Clarence: Clarence, your guardian angel. Here to show you what would have happened had you never lived. Like here, look at your good pal, Pig...he doesn't have you around in his life...so he's all alone. So he has to make other friends. But they're not like you. And suddenly, he's self-confident and happy, and his happiness spreads. And the entire world is at peace and the middle east is calm and all races and creeds live together in brotherhood. So you should probably jump. Rat: No way. I have a sickeningly sweet world to disrupt.