Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2016
RAT THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE Rat: the other candidates propose building walls to keep people out of this country. That is stupid, costly, and impractical. So instead, I propose that every non-American in the world be forced to wear a shock collar that will go off if they try to enter our country. Goat: Most depressing election ever. Rat: and for the fashion-conscious, they come in six attractive colors.