Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2016
Zebra: Why are you all dressed up? Larry: Crocs start "Releejun O' Love" Zebra: That sounds nice. What do you guys believe? Larry: Lemme ask God. He talk to me een special headphones. Larry: God say ' keel every one who no beleive.' Zebra: The foundation of your "Religion O' Love" is to kill everyone who doesn't believe? Larry: Haha. Yeah. God, like sooo mesteerious. Zebra: Yeah well, I don't think God really talks to you through those headphones. I think you just use God to justify what you want to do. Larry: Hang on. Larry: God say 'Shut your fat face.' Zebra: This is why I'm and atheist. Larry: Okay. God add, 'Me gonna keek you een @##.'