Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 14, 2016
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Selling surplus drones I bought from the pentagon. They're for regular folk. Goat: To do what? Rat: Spy on bad neighbors. Intimidate them. Or, if you just can't see eye-to-eye, level their house. Goat: You're insane! Who wants to use a drone to level their neighbor's house?! Rat: You really underestimate people. Man: I have a coupon for the hellfire missiles.