Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2016
"Rat has begun selling the Pentagon's surplus drones to regular folk to threaten their unfriendly neighbors." "Business is going well." Rat: Pass the ketchup or else. Bob. Bob: Stay out of my airspace. @#*@#@#. Man: Omelette was cold, Fred. I'm bombing table four.