Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 08, 2015
"Rat and Pig have found a money tree" Rat: Okay, Pig, now that we've found the money tree. We have to guard against anyone else finding it. But in a smart, subtle way that doesn't arouse suspicion. Goat: Hey guys, what are you - whoa, is that money up - *CRACK* Rat: Remember - he got hit by a very large coconut.