Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2015
Pig: Check it out, Goat...I'm making baby dolls for kids. In fact, I'm selling so many yI can't keep up and don't know what to do. Goat: Ask around here at the cafe. I'm sure there are tons of people who need work. Pig: Pardon me, ma'am. But would you like to make babies with me? No one needs work.