Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2015
Junior: Dad, you can't live in the dorms with me. You have to go home and let me live at this boarding school alone. Larry the Croc: Me can't. Me afraid me gonna lose things. Junior: Lose what? Your keys? Your phone? Your wallet? Larry the Croc: Larry's best frend. Junior: I love you, pops. Larry the Croc: Peese no leeve me alone aid mom.