Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2015
Pig: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Playing with toy cars. Right now, this sports car with the golf clubs in the back is contemplating crashing into this gasoline truck, thereby triggering a mammoth explosion. Pig: Why would the guy in the sports car do that? Rat: He's frustrated by his putting game. Golfers are a tightly wound bunch.