Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 28, 2015
Goat: Did you hear about this lab at U.C. Berkeley that's pioneering a fuel made from fermented plants? Rat: Blah blah blah... Who cares? Science spends billions of dollars every year and fails to address the issue that concerns all of us. Goat: Which is what? Rat: Why are yawns so @#*@#* contagious?! Goat: I didn't know that was that pressing. Rat: Also, why do I yawn whenever you talk?