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Pig: Hey, Willy. What are you doing? 
Willy: Memorizing history. It takes forever, but I have to do it. We have a test.
Pig: How come you have to know history? 
Willy: I guess so that when we're older, we'll know things.
Pig: Like what?
Willy: Like who wrote the declaration of Independence and where Napoleon died and when man first walked on the moon.
Rat: Jefferson. St. Helena. 1969. It's called 'Google.'
Willy: Is school just torture?
Pig: Yes, but torture builds character.
Rat: I guess technically, I know everything.
Mar 2, 2015
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