Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 11, 2015
Zebra: Hey, Dad, did you get the Ken Burns 'Civil War' D.V.D. I sent you for your birthday? Zebra Dad: Yeah. What do I do with it? Zebra: You put it in the D.V.D. player I got you. Zebra Dad: Where? Zebra: In the little tray. Zebra Dad: What tray? Zebra: The little tray in the D.V.D. player. Zebra Dad: Which one's the D.V.D. player? Zebra: On top of the t.v. set. Zebra Dad: Okay... Okay... Gimme a @#$@ minute, will ya?... ...there...okay....Got it in. And now I'm watching some explosion. Zebra: Good. You're watching 'The Civil War'? Zebra Dad: No, no. The T.V. exploded. Zebra: Never buy your parent anything invented in the last 30 years.