Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2014
Priest: Hello, Rat. Sorry to bother you at home, but I haven't seen you in church in quite a while. Is there a reason for that? Rat: It's the basket you pass. It makes me feel guilty. Priest: Not putting money in the church basket is no reason to feel guilty. Rat: I take cash out of it. Priest: Please don't steal church money. Rat: I saw it as a gift from God.
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