Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2014
Rat: Alright, neighbor Bob... Once again, I walked by your parked car and your stupid dog stuck his big fat barking head out of the window and scared the bejezzus out of me. Bob: So? What are you gonna do about it? Rat: I bought a bear, Bob. Pig: Bears solve a lot of problems. Rat: Nuts. Chain broke again.