Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2014
A writer's journey. Rat: This is stupid. I need to do something with my life. I need to write that novel I've always talked about. Until finally. Rat: It is finished! The book that will change the world!! Behold, world.... My gift to thee! World: Meh. Rat: Arrrggghhh.... What's wrong with this stupid world?! Don't you recognize genius when you see it?!