Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2014
Goat: Look at that pretty girl listening to her iPod. I should talk to her, but she's probably too hip for me. Rat: Oh, c'mon, dude. How can you have so little confidence? Go over and say something to her. Goat: Hiya... whatcha listening to? Woman: Chuck D. Goat: Charles Darwin has audio recordings? Rat: Maybe you have the right amount of confidence.