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Jan 25, 2014
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"Danny Donkey took a cruise with his family. 'Oh, yay.'  'Okay, everyone,' said Cousin Dickie. 'I've organized each day of our vacation.'  Tomorrow we'll get up real early and go whale watching.  Tuesday we'll dock in Key West and have five hours of sightseeing followed by one hour of shopping.  Wednesday we'll sail to see various pre-Columbian ruins, followed by four hours of scuba training.  'Does anyone have any questions?'  Danny Donkey tied his cousin to an anchor and threw him overboard."
Goat:  That wasn't really a question.
Rat:  Danny's a man of few words.
Pig:  No one should need a vacation from a vacation!
Jan 27, 2014
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