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Dec 7, 2013
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Pig:  Hey, Rat...what are you doing here?
Rat:  Goat said you got an office job. I told him I had to see it for myself.
Pig:  It's true! I go to meetings. Read reports, write memos...
Rat:  But you don't know how to do any of that stuff.
Pig:  No. But I can learn.
Rat:  Learn? These corporate types will eat you alive. What are you gonna do the first time some boss comes in here to chew your head off about some stupid memo?
Pig:  I've got a time-to-duck hole. 
Rat:  You're gonna duck?
Guard Duck:  We're gonna tell him to write his own @#&#@*@ memo.
Pig:  Everyone needs a time-to-duck hole.
Guard Duck:  Can someone bring me a donut?
Dec 9, 2013
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