Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2013
Rat: Want to play "Halo" with me? The guys in red are our enemy. Zebra: Okay. Rat: Dude, what are you doing? Why aren't you shooting at the enemy? Zebra: I'm looking for a button that lets us talk it out. Rat: Perhaps you don't understand gaming. Zebra: Is there a way to send flowers?