Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 18, 2013
Rat: Our neighbors are getting of raising their little kid, Red. Goat: How come? Rat: The kid keeps putting up flags front he old Soviet Union. They think it might indicate that something is really wrong with him. Goat: So the parents' raising of their son Red flags because Red's raising of red flags is raising red flags? Pastis: I am so darn clever.