Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 15, 2013
Goat: I want to live in the Netherlands... their murder rate is so low. Pig: Why is that? Rat: Because it's hard to sneak up on people with you're wearing wooden shoes. Pig: That's so true. Goat: No it's not. Rat: Why do you think they never win the 100 meter dash?