Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 05, 2013
Rat: I've started going to church for answers to life's big questions. Goat: Like what? Rat: Like if I die and go to Heaven and find a bunch of people I don't like, can I punch them? Goat: Let's stop talking now. Rat: Funny... my bible study group said the same thing.