Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2013
Pig: What are you doing? Rat: I'm about to crush this ant. Pig: Why? Rat: He's small. He's not like me. And he's devoid of any intellectual, artistic, or cultural value. Ant: "To be or not to be, that is the question... whether 'tis nobler to--" Rat: Shakespeare bores me.