Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2013
Pig: Hey, Gomer Goldfish, how goes it? Gomer: Good> I'm thinking about going to New York City so I can hang out in the East Village and knock back a few Bloody Marys with some famous artists and writers. Or maybe I'll just swim around in a little glass bowl. Pig: Goldfish can be so sarcastic.