Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2013
Pig:Hey, Neighbor Bob... how goes it? Bob: Not good. Me and my wife are going on a couples date with another couple. Pig: What's a couples date? Rat: A couples date is when four people get together and none of them want to. Pig: How fun. Bob: Knock me unconscious so I have an excuse to be late. Rat: Again?