Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2013
Pastis: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: My friend count decreased on Facebook and I'm trying to figure out who it was that unfriended me. Pastis: What for? Rat: So I can find him. Pastis: Perhaps you're taking Facebook too seriously. Rat: No one decreases my friend count!